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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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