Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

i cant think of one.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Knock knock. Come in.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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