What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Welcome to die!

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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