- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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