Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

boo

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Maturity is a virtue.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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