What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Knock knock. Is someone there?

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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