Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Well educated black man.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Which is longer? A rope...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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