- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call an amazing person Good

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Your mom.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay