- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Three bars walk into a Jew.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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