- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

wood cant chuck wood

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

I'm gay. No homo.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

mark is mark

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

penis

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