Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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hey guys what's up?

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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