Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's an Anti Joke?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

hipsters

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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