Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Anti Joke

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