- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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