A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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