if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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