why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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