- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Samantha

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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