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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

? I hate niiggers ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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