what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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zebras

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Black History Month

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Pen15

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Well educated black man.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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BOOBALANBOO

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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