- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

i cant think of one.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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