what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Yes.

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