- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a country bar.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A man made a sandwich.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

bitches be crafty.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Your time.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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