- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Women.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's 6 + 9? 15.

raping black women

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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