Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

knock, knock come in

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Your social life.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

knock knock go away

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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