How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Rebecca Black

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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see ya

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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