Straight men can be bronies.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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You're Adopted.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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