What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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drake

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Welcome to die!

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You smell like shit

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Barack Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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