- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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