what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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