Black History Month

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

this girl died

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What time is it? Refrigerator

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

i dont like attention whores lol

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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