- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

i dont like attention whores lol

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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