Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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