- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

your mother hates you

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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