What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Woman.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

whats a dick a dick

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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