What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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