- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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