Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Black History Month

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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