- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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