Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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