- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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