A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

your mother hates you

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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