- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

canaan and mallory

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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