Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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redtube

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you spell eight? 8

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