- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Women's rights.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Knock knock, Come in...

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

i saw your mom, i said hi

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