girls basketball

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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GONNA

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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