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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Black people. They are so kind.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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