- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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