- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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