What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Woman's Rights

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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