What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

If life throws you melons... ouch

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Obama

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

porn-hub

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

so dont touch it.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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