What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Civil Rights.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Spell: “This word”

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

my captcha says : forkin chickens

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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