- Anti Joke

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.